6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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