Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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