i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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