If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
