I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
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