normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
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