it was like his penis was on wheels.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
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