if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
