Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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