Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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