just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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