You just made me feel so damn special
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
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