these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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