Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
They have beer where we have blood.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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