mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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