no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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