no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
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