Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
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