Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
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