Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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