We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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