Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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