please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
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