Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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