There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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