I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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