IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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