Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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