4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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