Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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