I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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