I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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