listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
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is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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