Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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