No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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