you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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