I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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