can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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