So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
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