We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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