hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
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