chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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