If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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