Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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