He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Randomize