? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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