sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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