You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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