I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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