worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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