these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
The Olympian is in my bed
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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