sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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