There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
