dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
Randomize
