Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
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