Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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