Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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