If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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